Stretchmarks

So tell me ladies... what the heck is up with my body lately. Sure I have gained a couple of pounds over the years, but lets not forget I have two kids to show for that. I am not sure how once you turn 30 your body starts to do some funny things on you. For instance:

Why does your arm keep waving when you stop ?
Why do the "girls" resemble some sort of pancake ?
Why has my foot totally grown two sizes ?
Why is my hair so much thinner... and gray ?
Why are my nails so brittle ?
Why are my hips four times the size they used to be?
What is up with chin hairs ?

I am trying really hard to embrace my 30's, but I am still having a tough time with it.

When I am older I probably won't remember the body I used to have or my own name, at least I will always remember I have children... that is why we have stretch Marks isn't it ?

Weekend Away

So we went away this past long weekend to celebrate Valentines Day and our 10 Year anniversary(which is in May... but cheaper in Feb). I forgot what it is like to be away without the kids around. Your luggage seems lighter (only one bag) as opposed to bringing the kids bags, the play pen the bottle bag, the toys, the stroller the car seats, the kids sheets and blankets, the milk and the bottles etc. When it is time to eat you actually get to eat hot food !!!. You feel weird in the morning because you have this tingling sensation of actually getting to sleep through the night with no interruption. We had a blast... now back to the hustle and bustle of being a mom.

SuperBowl

Okay so I must say that I am not one of those women who enjoy watching sports. I am not sure how a person can get so hyped up over grown men chasing after some sort of object. Regardless of my thoughts on sports we decided to have a Superbowl Party. I really do not understand that game of football. Someone asked me who I was cheering for ... I looked at the screen and as usual picked my team by who had the cutest outfit. I must say I loved the gold pants with the emblem on the side... much better then horse shoes.

Drive thru... Drive me Crazy!!

How to use a drive thru bank machine:

1. Pull Car as close to machine as possible
2. insert your card
3. punch in your pin
4. enter amount of money you desire and from which account
5. take your card, money and receipt and drive away

How NOT to use a bank machine drive thru:

1. Pull your car three feet away from the machine
2. Get out of your car and insert your card
3. Insert your money into the bank machine
4. Check your face in the reflection from the drivers window
5. Enter your pin into the machine
6. Tap your head for two mins while trying to decide which account to take money from
7. Push some buttons, but then stop to fix the chip on your nail
8. Take your money from the machine and card
9. Grad your receipt but stare at it for 3 mins
10. Get back into your car
11. Fix your make up and hair in the mirror
12. Drive off

I am not sure why some people just don't understand the concept of DRIVE THRU.

Yikes !!